Next time someone mocks one of your sign’s common tendencies, set them straight with these witty retorts...
“You take too long.” Response: “Patience makes perfection.”
“You’re such a homebody.” Response: “Why would I suffer out in public when I can be pampered in paradise?”
“You aren’t listening to reason.” Response: “That’s because you’re talking nonsense.”
“You’re so stubborn.” Response: “No, I’m just right.”
“You spent too much.” Response: “I’m worth it/I earned it.”
“Maybe you shouldn’t eat such rich food.” Response: *Stuffs piece of chocolate in mouth*